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Post by retired2 on Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:51 pm

Peeping Tom - Not for kids!
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.

Peeping Tom

This girl I know lives on the 4th floor of an apartment, and even though it is a fairly good neighborhood,
she has been having trouble with a Peeping Tom that lives next door....
Every time she goes out on her balcony to catch a bit of sun while wearing her bikini,
this Peeping Tom looks over from his balcony as soon as she removes her top, and stares at her....
She has complained to the superintendent about this Peeping Tom,
but he says she must have positive proof before he can do a thing -
She FINALLY got a picture of him while he was staring at her...

SMILE................... it's catching!

And you thought this was a dirty one - shame on you

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Post by retired2 on Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:52 pm

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all the misbehaving ( too much sex, illicit drugs, prescription drugs, alcohol and risqué emails) that was going on. So he called one of his angels to go to Earth.

When he returned, the angel told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving, and only 5% are not'.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I should send down another angel, to get a second opinion'!

So, God called another angel & sent him to Earth too.

When the angel returned he went to God & said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased. So he decided to e-mail the 5% who were good because he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going !


Do you know what the e-mail said ?


No ?


Okay, just checking with you.

I didn't get one either...
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Post by Rick Wisson on Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:04 pm

I never get a pm let alone email.
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Post by IM OSCAR on Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:12 pm

Hey I know that cats name... its TOMMY TOOKALOOK
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Post by observer on Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:47 pm

Good one Oscar!
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