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Post by retired2 on Thu May 02, 2013 3:53 pm

Medical Alert
Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion. This is good to know...
MEDICAL RESEARCH

Australian Medical Association researchers have found
That patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
>From receiving
Chicken blood
Rather than human blood.
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.

Just thought you'd like to know.....

BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED,
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!

......OK, I'll be going to my room now.
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Post by retired2 on Thu May 02, 2013 7:41 pm

I Guessed that



They finally released the ingredients in Viagra:

3% Vitamin E

2% Aspirin

2% Ibuprofen

1% Vitamin C

5% Spray Starch
and.......

87% Fix-A-Flat - knew it, I just knew it!
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Post by retired2 on Thu May 02, 2013 7:41 pm

MARRIED MEN ONLY

A factory had a policy of hiring only married men.

Concerned about this, a local Woman's Liberation Front Leader called on the CEO and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? It must be because you consider us women are weak, dumb, cantankerous or do you consider us as tantrum throwers, bossy, etc?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the CEO replied.
"It is because our policy is to hire staff
-Who are used to obeying orders without questioning,
-Who are accustomed to being shoved around,
-Know how to keep their mouths shut and
-Put up with anything when I yell at them."
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