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Post by retired2 on Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:28 pm

The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind.
A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.
The next day, after his sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini" ... Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.
The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said that they noticed that he blessed mankind and womankind, and asked if he could also bless gay people.
The Pope said, "Sure".
The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."
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Post by growler on Sun Apr 21, 2013 4:24 pm

lol! "Tuti Homini" 580207494
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Post by retired2 on Tue Apr 23, 2013 8:08 pm



Let's keep this in mind for when they put us in "the Home!"




I was sick and in the hospital.

There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.

Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice:

'And how are we doing this morning',
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Or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry ?'
I had had it with this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.
Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went !
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The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.
'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying:

'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'

The nurse fainted.......... I just smiled.

DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE
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Post by growler on Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:37 am

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