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Post by retired2 on Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:12 pm

Dick and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as

aircraft mechanics in Winnipeg, Manitoba ..
One day the airport was iced in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Dick said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a

buzz.

You wanna try it?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dick wakes up and is surprised at how good he

feels.

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.

Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'

Dick says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'Dick says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..'

' Yeah, well there's just one thing.' 'What's that?'

'Have you farted yet?'

'No.'

'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in Saskatchewan
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