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Out of the mouths of babes!

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Post by observer Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:55 pm

A friend hosted a dinner party for family far and wide and everyone
was encouraged to bring all their children as well.

All during the sit-down dinner one four-year-old girl
stared at the uncle sitting across from her.

The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.

The uncle checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in
place but nothing stopped her from staring at him.

He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for him.

He finally asked her "Why are you staring at me ?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behavior and the table went
quiet for her response.

The little girl said "I just want to see how you drink like a fish."


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Post by observer Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:07 pm

The young Arab asked his father: "What is this weird hat that we are wearing??" "It's a "chechia",.... because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun !!" "And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing ??" "It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body !!" "And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ??" "These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when we walk in the desert !!" "Tell me, papa"...

"Yes, my son?"



"Why are we living in Winnipeg, and still wearing all this shit?"
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Post by Slowfood Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:03 pm

True story about me.
My mom and I were visiting my Aunt at her farm.
Mom saw a certain fertilizer salesman coming up the long driveway, and said "I can't stand that man!"
So..... when he came in, after repeated tugs of his pant leg I said "My mom can't stand you"
Funny afterwards, just not right then.
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Post by Slowfood Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:12 pm

Here's one I'll call out of the mouths of adults.
At a meeting, members of my service club shared a table with our counterparts from the Six Nations club. One of my club members was describing what happens when his brother in law drinks. To quote him - "He turns into a real Indian". One really embarrassed guy,and one of my club members looked like he was swallowing his tongue, but we all laughed about it.


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Post by observer Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:38 pm

Cute, slowfood - we DO all put our feet in our mouths sometimes, don't we?
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